this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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