Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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