It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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