Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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