Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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