you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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