I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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