Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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