I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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