Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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