It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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