Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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