In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
