Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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