Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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