Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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