i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
