Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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