great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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