Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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