Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He? As in you personified your dick?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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