Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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