return my video game
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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