I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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