Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Enjoy the penises
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
