I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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