He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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