I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
