they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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