It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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