Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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