question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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