I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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