Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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