Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
