are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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