We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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