goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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