Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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