you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Never underestimate the power of titties
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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