i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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