i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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