Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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