? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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