he wants to bone in the snuggie
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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