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(407): View more from Florida

I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth

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(757): View more from Virginia

this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial

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(248): View more from Michigan

it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar

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(214): View more from Texas

you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.

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(520): View more from Arizona

while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.

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(408): View more from California

Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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