Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
