would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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