I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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