CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
