love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it glows. i had to have it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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