there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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