the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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