Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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