Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
No subtext here. People are naked.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
What happened to fro yo and sex?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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