Porn is love you can see.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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