Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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