i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I am one with the molecules
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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