You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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