put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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